The History of Tortuna Enterprises


Tortuna Enterprises was founded in New York in 1913 by Dr. Samuel Tortuna. The small corner store made and sold a varitey of its own homemade products, ranging from soap to alcohol. It was only when Dr. Tortuna discovered _______________________________________________Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Pellentesque porta vulputate fermentum. Proin accumsan sapien ultricies faucibus vulputate. The masses loved the new PRODUCT OR SOMETHING Dr. Samuel used his new-found fortune to expand the business into the ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ Industry ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Eventually Tortuna Enterprises caught the attention of Curabitur viverra congue consectetur. Maecenas eget Making a deal to . Mauris vitae felis lectus. Nullam eget tellus eget risus venenatis cursus vitae ultrices dolor. Integer eget elit a metus posuereluctus. Sed vel mattis mauris, non pretium massa. Mauris interdum dignissim tincidunt. In ac jla, ut condimentum arcu. In at tortor mi. Maecenas dignissim est dolor, in cursus sem porta nec., the company became more wealthy and powerful by the day.

When Dr. Samuel died in .1111 his son, NAaaame took over the business. NAaaame was a very smart and very unstable man. Some of his ideas that were thankfully rejected included et vestibulum libero mauris, and in magna. Phasellus sed mattis felis. Nam diam orci, posuere ac euismod sed, and , scelerisque nec turpis. Etiam quis ligula ac neque sollicitudin finibus sit amet vitae risus. Curabitur rhoncus risus in ligula sagittis ullamcorper. Praesent nec pharetra turpis.,

When the United States Government fell, during what the lower-class dub "The Desolate War," the Administration took over. After the at consectetur tortor. Donec sollicitudin sit amet libero at vehicula. Cras volutpat viverra convallis. Nulla eget lacus imperdiet, ultrices ligula sit amet, tempor They passes a series of Anti-Monoply laws in order to libero. Nulla et tincidunt arcu, nec interdum sem. Curabitur maximus tellus vitae rhoncus lacinia. Morbi urna ipsum, vehicula ut commodo nec, posuere nec dui. Fusce nec lectus eget magna auctor varius. Donec sodales urna This was a very large blow to Tortuna Enterprises, losing over 78% of its market share on were nisi ut sem gravida tincidunt. Integer feugiat nunc quam, sollicitudin facilisis nisi placerat ac. Praesent ut ererdum tellus fermentum ut.

It's thought that NAaaame reached his breaking point to due the Second Great Depression's impact on the economy, as well as harmful chemicals being used in the Tortuna Labs affecting his mental stability. NAaaame, more unstable than ever, changed his name to Uncle Squeegee, a persona durived from his newest line of products. Knowing Tortuna Enterprieses was doomed to collapse, Uncle Squeegee's final act as a respected businessman was to produce and sell hundreds upon thousands of intentionally harmful products to the masses. His most infamous product was Uncle Squeegee’s Gobsmacking Buckaroo Snake Oil©™® Using a chemical made from ingredents such as CHEMICACHEMICAL,OTHER CHEM, an unidentified substance, and the venom of GENETICALLY COMPERMISED SNAKES, Squeegee used the Tortuna brand to killlikealot citizens before the Administration confiscated the remaining bottles.

Eventually the Administration's secret ops found and executed Sqeegee Tortuna. His last words were "I regret noting. I have sped up the inevitable and have given you all a taste at what God has planned for us. There is nothing left."